5 Month old Luna nested on the couch
If your over the age of 25 youve more than likely seen the old school slightly crappy Tootsie Pop commercial from circa 1970 where a kid asks an owl how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? In case you havent seen the commerical or dont remember the one in question the owl licks the tootsie pop three times and then inadvertently says the hell with it and bites it? Yea well thats kind of how Luna gives kisses. Well not really....its EXACTLY how she gives them.
Am I cute?? Or am I Cujo? Lean in and lets find out.
Lulu is cute. I know Im partial and all, but she is quite the charmer. She woes you in with her cute eyes and you barley notice that they roll back in her head like a great white shark going in for the kill, but she totally sells it like shes just so in love with you that you ignore all the warnings from that little voice that lives inside your chest and you pucker up in lean in. She lovingly licks your left cheek, sticks the tip of her tongue in your nose, but you still hang in there (stupid), then she licks your right cheek, part of your neck and then bites the crap out of your nose. Yea....lame right? And sometimes its a loving nibble and sometimes she honks it like she would a goose. Never a lot of teeth more like a dementors kiss from the Harry Potter book series. Like shes trying to steal your soul from you in a very slobbery way via your nose but not really maim you.
Luna on point....I have no idea what that white slobber stuff is on her lip
But heres the thing. Its gross and I could get mad, I could get angry or I could totally learn from my mistakes. But in reality I do none of the above. Why you may ask? Because shes cute and at 5 months she still kinda has puppy breath which might as well be the pied piper of doom for us dog people. Its my kryptonite and renders me helpless against its forces. And everytime her eyes roll back like jaws I blissfully shut my eyes and blindfully walk into the harmless puppy nibble. And afterwards I always think myself the fool, realize Ive been had and pray she grows out of it soon.
**No people were harmed in the making of this blog post**
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***Luna is not Cujo although for fun I allude to it....dont get all worried that shes some crazy biter cause shes not. The post is just for amusement. Dont be a fun wrecker. No one likes a fun wrecker.***
Ill leave you with a picture I took the other weekend of Cleo and Lunas sister Maggie on point. Maggie is from the C litter so she is Cleos little sister but Lulus big sister. Shes quite a lovely dog and has a nice point!
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